Newcastle defender Florian Lejeune revealed how he'd dispose of a dead body in a bizarre series of questions in the club's matchday programme.
The Magpies' 'tombola' section of their programme throws up random questions on a range of weird and wonderful topics for players to answer.
One unusual poser required Lejeune to explain how he would dispose of a dead body if he only had one hour to get rid of it.
Newcastle defender Florian Lejeune has bizarrely revealed how he'd dispose of a dead body
Lejeune was asked a series of unusual questions in Newcastle's matchday programme
The defender has made just six appearances this season after a long term knee injury
He answered: 'I'm watching a series at the minute called 'You', and it is about that! 'I would put it in the boot of my car, drive out to sea, put it on a boat and throw it into the sea with weights on it.'
On a slightly less murderous tone, Lejuene was also asked who he would like to swap places with for a day if he had the opportunity.
'Not for one day, but just for a game I'd like to be Lionel Messi,' he said.
Despite starring in the matchday programme, Newcastle's £8.7 million signing didn't feature as the Magpies beat Chelsea 1-0 on Saturday.
Lejeune has made just six appearances this season after making his return from a serious knee injury he sustained last season.
Newcastle's victory leaves them 12th in the Premier League table, seven points clear of the relegation zone.